yippee . . . at long last my uncle jonathan came to visit me! He complains that he never gets his picture on the blog, but i pointed out to him the fundamental flaw in his protest . . . i mean i know there's modern technology and all and that in theory i could use my vast adobe cs3 (no, i haven't learned cs4 yet . . . i know, you're very disappointed, but my schedule is chaulk full between my milk sessions which are now supplemented by 2-3 real people food sessions, let alone my appointments with my play mat, my walks and my beckham-like soccer playing) to edit him into a picture . . . but come on . . . that's basically lying. and i've decided i want to grow up in a better world . . . one where people tell the truth, are honest to themselves and to others.
and so it starts here. if you don't come to visit me, you don't get no pictures on my blog. i suppose i could come visit you, but that's a bit hard for me because the dmv won't give me my driver's license yet, and if you've ever seen ai-yeee (my nanny) squint at objects across the room, we should all be thankful she doesn't drive. and so, except for when grandma and grandpa come over on thursdays, the weekdays are out for me. but i do get out all weekend, but i'm on a rotation because apparently (though i can't really understand why), mom and dad feel a need to see some of their friends, so I don't always get to fit in all of my social plans.
but in any case, i digress. so, uncle jonathan finally came over. in fact, i saw him multiple times in the week. he even fed me my favorite yummy mushed up fruit (mom thinks i like it better when she puts everything in that vitamix thing), but seriously, did you see my two teeth? i can handle the real stuff! try me!
so . . . here he is! for some reason i got no pix of auntie abby, but next time. she did come visit too, though not the three times i saw uncle jonathan.
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